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Pig Jokes

Q. Where do retired pigs go for warm weather?
A. The Tropigs!

Q. Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?
A. Cupigs!

Q. What does the little pig get every morning from its parents?
A. Hogs and Kisses!

Q. Where is the most open green space in New York City?
A. Central Pork!

Q. What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?
A. Pork Chop!

Q. Why didn't the piglets listen to their teacher?
A. Because their teacher was a Boar!

Q. What would happen if pigs could fly?
A. Bacon would go up!

Q. What world sporting event was held in Alanta, GA in 1996?
A. The Olypigs!

Q. Who is the greatest painter of this century?
A. Pigcasso!

Q. What do piggys take when they are sick?
A. Pigicillin!

Q. What instrument do piggys play in a band?
A. Pigcussion!

Q. Why shouldn't you tell a pig a secret?
A. Because pigs are squeelers!

Q. What do you give a sick pig?
A. Oinkment!

Q. Why did the pig go to the casino?
A. To play the slop machine!

Q. How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
A. Build a Sty-scraper!

Q. What is a pigs favourite ballet?
A. Swine lake!

Q. What do you call a pig that took a plane?
A. Swine Flu!

Q. What do you call a pig thief?
A. A Hamburgler!

Q. Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
A. In his hog cabin!

Q. What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
A. Streaky Bacon

Q. What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A. A Pig tail!

Q. What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?
A. Having a pigjama party!

Q. What do pigs drive?
A. Pig-up trucks!

Q. What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?
A. A road hog!

Q. How do you take a pig to hospital?
A. By Hambulance!

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